Tower of Babel
It is hard to believe, but not if you knew Elaine, that she would have this biblical clipping in the very same volume as expired make-up… but she did. The best part about this item is that the next page had three clippings titled: “Move your pills”, “Temporary fixes for dental problems” and “Brush and floss”. If you are lucky I will post those in the future. Feel free to voice your requests in the comments.
In all seriousness, this is Elaine in a nutshell – deep-thinking and practical at all times.